Shitty Boss Transmog contest

Hello kiddo's,

A short summary of this week's transmog contest :) Forgive me that at times it is rather brief, I was exhausted during the contest so my attention was not always what it should be.

As usual, Lacers tried to show us how it's done. I'm not sure how the name's spelled correctly but since I'm the writer, I'll take creative freedom and dub her: RN CHEESUS because that is a horrible way of spelling it.

RN CHEESUS

I'm not sure where we can encounter this raid boss and I doubt I'd like to find out. Every time you encounter this boss, she will be wearing different gear. And every time she wears different gear, she changes tactics. So basically, you're screwed. This is the second to last boss of unknown instance of horrible things.


After this shitstorm, we had the "pleasure" of meeting Azerez, younger sister of demigod  TITAN Fionnà. Azerez leisurely patrols the wilds of the Broken Shores and has a shield that does constant AoE firedamage. To make it all worse, being a worldboss, she needs to be killed in group. That means pugging. The horror.

The Fearsome Azerez

And to be fair, even if we would get her down, I'm sure we'd all fear the wrath of Fionnà because we killed her sister. This boss is like the felreaver and the upgraded felreaver on Argus....Let's not go near it with a 30 foot pole. Ever. Because this trauma is preferable to the one we'd suffer after that encounter. Oh, did I mention she enrages?

Though we all know, Fionnà is even scarier.

After Azerez, we saw the familiar face of Princess Mishi with her trusty mount SPARKY (just kidding, artistic freedom her, it does not have a name. I just thought it was hilarious) As a good princess, Princess Mishi lives in a castle. That castle is in Stormwind. Here's the gist of the horribleness: ALL. THE. PUNS. Imagine Lacers and Melija and Mishi combined, hyper of all the energydrinks. After every pun, every raidmember MUST type /laugh within seconds. If you don't, you get instakilled. And when a raidmember dies, the survivors need to /cry. Additionally, Princess Mishi casts Death and Decay. To counter this spell, everyone MUST target her and type /love or /kiss or find another way to declare their love for the princess. There's also an army of ghouls that you need to scare away by /roar.
All in all, Princess Mishi needs a lot soothing and it sounds like in real life, Mishi may need some extra love. Oh - yeah....

Princess Mishi

Now that we have smothered our beloved princess with love, it's time to give some praise to Ivnexiax, better known as Kaa. I didn't get Kaa's Shitty Boss' name, sadly, thus it shall be "Shitty Raid Boss Kaa". This is a boss that mainly targets healers, because, well, fuck healers apparently. There was a lot of typing but we will use Bado's aptly summarization: this boss is like the prettiest girl on the block, not doable.

FUCK HEALERS IN PARTICULAR

As is now tradition, Edirstra entertained us with a lovely song to accompany his shitty raidboss:  SexySpaceGoat69! This scarcely clad dame can be found in, where else, Goldshire!
This avatar is modelled after the Edirstra we all know and love, and is AFK doing who knows what for the first 10% of the fight. After that, our Sexy SpaceGoat jumps into action, probably shouting "DON'T WORRY GUYS, I BELIEVE IN US" before becoming completely untankable. I hope you cleared all the trash because we all know how much Edi loves running over random shit to kill us ;)
In the second phase, no healing whatsoever can be done, only to phase into the no dps phase. So we all get our chance to go afk!

Sexy_SpaceGoat69

At 40%, it's time to step up the hentai-game and the sexy space goat turns into.....

A GOAT DRAGON

That's right. A goat dragon. Small goats will appear and you need to fly those to defeat the sexy goat.
As a bonus, a transcript of Edi's song:

Mad world – Gary Jules Parody
Raid Night – Yven Chauvaux
All around me are familiar faces 
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their weekly raiding 
Without progression, no progression
Their tears are filling up their glasses 
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrows 
No more coven, no more coven
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
That the fights in which I’m dying
Are the best I ever had
I really hate this bossfight
I really find it dumb
When shitty mechanics is what is wiping us tonight
On this raid night, raid night.

He promised us never to sing again. 

I must confess, this next participant got me unexpectedly a little sentimental, despite being "Bad Bear." 

A Very Bad Bear

Bad Bear has a few special abilities, most importantly these: 

Rage of the Boomkin: kills all classes but druids instantly. Never enough druids! 

TRASH! A dot of 2 million damage per second hits every player. 

Guildmom: guildmom says shush and everyone gets a 5-second silence

Then he goes into boomkin and you're all fucked, basically.

Actual footage of Guildmom crying because she's a shitty boss mechanic

Of course we have our mog prince Necro. For this contest, he was an emo-elf mage. We're curious to see what class he brings next raid! ;) I'm not sure Necro's boss had a name but it'll be dubbed "The Frog Prince". You see, this fight starts as a normal tank and spank fight. At some point though, Necro changes into a frog and shitloads of frogs come out and you need to find the level 3 frog to be able to continue the fight.

Frog Prince 

Our final contestant was Xayou. Xayou is so awesome she is a raidboss on her own. This Warlock Badass can summon an amount of demons equal to the people in the raid. She also has a corruption dot. As an extra, you have to repeat the fight FOUR TIMES because of the ridiculous amount of health she has.

Apparently Xayou hides as a pretty glowy elf druid. The fiend!

It took Lacers and Mrs Lacers a while to deliberate on this one because every entry was just so damn good and entertaining. In the end, the honourable mention went to Sexy SpaceGoat 69. If only she had whipped out a horsecock! Edi would have been the winner.

We all however, bow to our beloved Princess Mishi! I'm so glad the raidboss my other half thought of during our date produced this ;)

Every participant received an award/a prize for entering and bringing fun and a good story. As most of you know, these prizes are random. I hope you all laugh with the fact that our frog prince Necro won a level 3 frog ;)

Thanks all for entering and a very large thank you to Daveth for thinking up this theme!